This happens if I overeat.

What

Been in so much pain with my back all day and all night.  I even threw up the painkillers.  My stomach was stuffed with food.  I just had a big bowl of ice cream with chocolate syrup, apparently they do eat popsicles..

This is just a waste of time.

I hope this ballet class is slightly more productive.

How Insulting

To cheaply make the excuse I've done something in my life that is not perfect.  Yer wrong.